Reply To: Laughter is the best Medicine, Part 11

[Anonymous]

Man: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and that’s why I don’t go there any-more

Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I’d rather have the money.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don’t you already have one?

Man: Want to see a movie?
Woman: I’ve already seen one.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: I’m God’s gift to women
Woman: God certainly has a sense of humour!