Reply To: Laughter is the best Medicine..


Patricia Whak was a counter assistant in a bank. One day a frog comes in, walks up to the counter and says “I’d like to borrow £20,000 please.” Somewhat shocked at the sight of a talking frog, Patricia stares amazed for a few seconds, then quickly recovers and says “And who might you be?” “I’m Kermit Jagger, Mick Jagger’s son.” “Do you have any collateral that you can offer against the loan?” “Yes, this.” says the frog, putting a small pink elephant on the counter. Totally at a loss, Patricia picks up the pink elephant and goes into the managers office. “There’s a frog out there wanting to borrow £20,000. He claims to be Mick Jagger’s son, and when asked for collateral he put this pink thing on the counter. What on earth is it?” The manager looks at the little ornament, and then says “It’s a knick-knack, Patty Whak. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”
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I bet you all started singing before you groaned…….