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A new vicar was doing the rounds of his parishoners and knocked on the door of a house to introduce himself. After a few seconds the door was opened by a little girl carrying a cat.
Vicar “Hello little girl. That’s a nice cat. What is its name?”
Girl “Stork Margarine.”
Vicar”That’s an unusual name for a cat. Why do you call it that?”
Girl “I asked Mummy what cooking fat was, and she told me it was Stork Margarine.”
Vicar “But what has cooking fat got to do with naming a cat?”
Girl “”Well, the first day that we had her, Daddy came home drunk from the pub, tripped over the cat, and said ‘Who brought that cooking fat in here?’ “