My wife was complaining that we couldn’t afford a holiday this year so, while she was at the shops, I redecorated the house. In every room I carpeted one wall, put wallpaper on the floor and ceiling and upturned all the furniture.
“What’s this supposed to be?” she shrieked when she walked in.
“The luxurious holiday experience of a lifetime!” I said. “I’ve re-created an expensive Mediterranean cruise at a fraction of the cost!”
